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(Read it like Twas' the Night Before Xmas)   Twas’ the night before 40 and all was quiet as a mouse. Not a peep from my snoring hubby or beeps from my house. I was up all night thinking about turning forever old when out comes my hemorrhoid touching the toilet bowl I stand up from the toilet, all kinds of thoughts in my head My body Aching and creaking every step back to the bed. I stop at the mirror and take a deep breath in. I feel like my body is like the man in Oz made of...

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Wow so….this just happened. My husband decided to bring the cheesecake to bed. The last two slices so he just brought the whole darn cake holder. So, he lifts the lid and immediately my freaking cravings for all things sugar hone in on that gorgeous piece of Godiva White Chocolate Raspberry Cheesecake from the Cheesecake Factory. It was a delicious food orgasm waiting to happen.  I’m beginning to salivate as he’s cutting my piece.  Don’t you know he’s going to think he’s funny and take a piece of my cheesecake? A side note-- I just came off of my period so my desire...

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Mommy, why do you cry so much?” I looked at her with a smile through my tears, I said, “I, happy cry.” She looked at me very oddly and said, “But why do you cry happy tears.?” I looked at her, as I wiped my tears, “Isa, there is so much evil in this world. When mommy can see beauty surrounding her and, in the world,, it makes me so happy, I cry.” She shrugged her shoulders and kissed my hand, “I love you, mommy.” That was it. I lost it.

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I have many friends that have had children. Now, that I am 39 and out of the age, I can reveal to the upcoming first time pregos some of the realities of having a child. (For those who got panties in a twist when I said 39 is out of age, it is for me.  When my vagina and pregnancy started being referred to a geriatric, I was done. Lol

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. Please, have pity on us, wives, that have husbands that are addicted to watching sports.

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