Dear NBA,

Dear NBA,

Dear NBA,

My name is Dena and I write this as a desperate attempt to have you change the length of time the playoffs are. I am perturbed that you can call playoffs, the word “Playoffs!” It’s a whole other season. I appeal to you with the deepest heart and desperation. I need a break! You fuck me from the break every sports fanatic wife needs! Deserves!!!! If you cut it down to just one month. The month of May would be good for me. College basketball can finish with March Madness and I can have April. Let’s all make each other happy. I am sure I’m not the only wife. Please, have pity on us, wives, that have husbands that are addicted to watching sports.  Oh, P.S….why the fuck you have to play 7 games for each meeting. Seriously! WTF!

Love,

Dena


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